1. Money: WHERE?!?!

2. Sex : WHERE?!?!

3. Relationships : Eh?

4. Your Last Ex : Ew.

5. Power : Homer Simpson

6. Marijuana : Eh?

7. Crack : Bumbum.

8. Food : No thanks.

9. The President : WHERE?!?!

10. War : It happens.

11. Cars : Monster truck?

12. Gas Prices : Douce yourself with gasoline, and I'll play flick-match.

13. Oral Sex : Eh?

14. Politics : Touche'.

15. Religion : Pope?

16. Plastic : Barbie ^_^

17. MySpace : Eh?

18. Worst fear : WHERE?!?!

19. Marriage : RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAYYYYYYY!!

20. Fashion : My cuppa tea ^_^

21. Brunettes : Been there.

22. Redheads : Done that.

23: Work : Ugh.

24: Pass the time : Sleep?

24: Football : Soccer?

25. One night stands : Been there..

26: Pet Peeve : Ugh.

27: Pixie Stix : gimme!

28: Vanilla Ice : He's hot!

29: Porta Potties : Phone booth.

30: High School : Easy.

31: Bad Sex : No thanks.

32. Pajamas :

33. Wood : pecker

34. Surfers : WHERE!?! WHERES MY BOARD!? SOMEONE GIVE ME A MINI-MAL AND A SHORTIE AND I'M GONE!

35. Pictures : Sex?

36. Go dumb : Eh?

37.Chuck norris : He's hot!

38. mike garcia : Who??

39. Snowman : Penis?

40. DEER FOOT: NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!

41. national lampoon's : Ryan Reynolds?

42. sticks and stones: Sounds kinky..

43. Free: I will be.

44. Jesus : Fraud. We all know it was winter!

I took out #45 because it's one of my pet peeves.

46: Television : Penis?

47: Meat : Raw

48: Cell phone: No thanks.